watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge

Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.

"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"

by JokersNeutralSpecial January 22, 2021

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003

Theatre Ropes

The local or current limits that define what level of social tension or conflict crosses into the realm of "drama."

They really tightened the Theatre Ropes on that forum, you can't do anything without someone calling you out for drama.

by Q. Mulative July 9, 2011

Showcase Theatre

The Mutha Fuckin Showcase Theatre is where it goes down.
Hardcore Shows. Where You Stand Aside or Get Buried Alive.
Or..
Punk Shows. Where You Get Drunk & Act a Doozy.
Or...
Noise Shows. Where You Can Get All Twacked Out & Fuckin Jack Off.
The Showcase Theatre Is Located In The Heart Of Corona, Right next To The 99 Cent Store, & The Abortion Clinic.
Fo Sho.
Grand Hustle.

Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em Kill Em. Welcome To The Showcase Theatre.

by Jerry 'Mutha Fuckin' Madden November 23, 2007

Theatre-drunk

When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.

Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.

by MissFysche March 23, 2013