Guy: hey, your teacher has a cool accent, where’s she from?
Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!
Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!
by KuchiKuchiGimmeGimme October 30, 2019
Get the Teachermug. 
by jhgfgdnbgjhcfmnh May 15, 2016
Get the teachermug. A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)
by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020
Get the Teachermug. An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...
"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
And
"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"
And
"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
And
"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"
And
"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
by It'sRainingCatsAndDogs March 7, 2018
Get the Teachersmug. A teacher is an evil creature that roams around areas known as schools... These creatures have a unstoppable taste for paper and A+ students. If your an A+ student you better be careful...they are coming for you...BEWARE!
by Akara Ayamari March 18, 2008
Get the teachermug. 1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
by Kill the Jews May 7, 2008
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