pooh hammer

term used to describe the penis when an individual engages in anal sex to influence the outcome of a situation.

I wonder how many times Barney Frank has used his pooh hammer to get his way in Washington.

by Bushguy July 29, 2009

pooh chute

normally refers to the Bum hole.

I did her up her pooh chute, she loved it...

by Matty Moo June 18, 2006

pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.

Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!

by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

pooh chaser

homosexual man

"Lawrie had always been an enthusiastic pooh chaser"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

Pooh Proder

Pooh Proder is a Poofter

There was a pooh proder shaging another pooh proder up the arse

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

pooh pusher

male homosexual

see under pooh chaser

by Spycho August 5, 2003