by geyboi35 June 10, 2018
Get the Joshmug. To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
Get the To Joshmug. Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
Get the joshedmug. Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
Get the Joshmug. A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.
by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018
Get the Joshmug. 
by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020
Get the Joshmug.