telephone

low quality, poor quality

that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?

those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!

by shaatanoodle December 10, 2021

Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 30, 2023

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by July 05, 2021

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 13, 2024

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017