shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

Shlonglor

James G Fraizer the 17th.
Pioneer in the gaming web site community. Spawned the "Nothing" page craze. Previously there were personal sites, and there were news sites but there weren't really sites that were about NOTHING that could be about anything + had cool links around the web.

I got smurfed by Shlonglor.

by GringSuperStar June 2, 2003

shlongsicle

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

by Desron September 18, 2006

salon rat

women who work in salons and whose lives revolve around talking trash about other women while in salons...
generally women in their 30's who continue to dress as though they were in their 20's with glitter, animal print, rhinestones, etc.

Her intelligence only allows for conversation involving trash-talking about other women, what a salon rat!

by Marie Antoinette October 14, 2006

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

Shlonginator

In reference to Terminator's Shlong.

LOOK AT THAT SHLONGINATOR!

by Toasty Fukin Loafer! BITCH..:) May 18, 2011

silon

silon is a word made up when you can’t think of a word. it is used any time any way.

as a compliment, a complaint, an insult, any way you’d like.

man- “your looking really silon today”
woman- “oh thank you, you too”

by silon creator November 3, 2020