Sweating Like A Whore In Church

The Whore sweating for seeing all the cute and hot homosexuals at church.lol

Look at Babylon (baby) she is sweating like a whore in church. Future reference.

by solhimself June 12, 2017

sweating tits

When you are a dude and you sweat as much as someone with huge breasts would.

"Man in all the buildings"
"I know I was sweating tits in art history"

by Rayroc October 27, 2017

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

spexting

The act of sharing ones most romantic, intimate, and vulnerable inner most thoughts and/or feelings via the combined assimilation of spooning and texting when the physical means or attributes of spooning are not applicable nor available.

Similar to sexting

My boyfriend and I were spexting all morning about whether or not our future possible children would be ravishing UFC beasts or genius millionaire nerds who would take care of us when we retire.

by thehagness June 12, 2011

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015

Heavy Sweating

What happens when you do more than kiss, according to Glee's cleaned-up version of "Toucha-toucha-touch Me" for the Rocky Horror Glee Show. Can lead to Bed Fretting, whatever the eff that is.

But what about the heavy sweating?

by WTGGlee November 2, 2010