Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Vinny's Wet-cleaner

The act of ejaculating in a washing machine to wash your clothes with semen rather than detergent. This is Ideal because it is like having millions of little sperm working to eat away the dirt while they clean.

I decided to wash my mom's clothes on April first by using Vinny's wet-cleaner.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021