Swedish Helicopter

An daringly acrobatic sex position on a bed, where a dude stands his hoe up upside-down on her shoulders & the back of her neck, as he criss-crosses her open legs standing up, then blasts her in a downward thrusting position!

After she finished huffing my DONG, I tossed that bith into a swedish helicopter position, just as the fuckin ceiling fan smashed me in the back of the head.

by The Backdoor Matador October 27, 2008

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan

Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan

by FartingSanta November 25, 2017

swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets

Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.

by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005

Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.

You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.

by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018

swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

by the dee bee January 17, 2014