beer light savings time

A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.

Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.

by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010

Ball shavings

When a guy's nuts are sweaty and when scratched, skin shavings come off, like sharpening a pencil. Accompanied by a foul odour.

Yo, brotha scratched his nuts hardcore in my bathroom and now my toilet seat has ball shavings on it!

by Hoopah September 27, 2006

2.5 ft of swaying death

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Swaying A

When two men performing a wobbly H lean in and start making out with each other, creating the rare but beautiful swaying A.

John McClain and Franklin were really making Gorges airtight, when they caught each other's eye and went in for a hardcore make-out session, creating the Swaying A.

by Enis Del Mar January 10, 2009

scaving

scaving; searching or rooting through abandoned or forgotten spaces, eg. a car factory shut down 30 years ago

Samantha had all her tables made from wood she found while scaving in the ruins of the local steel mill

by Tucker Morrent December 8, 2013

yak shaving

A word used to describe what happens when you are shaving a yak

"What are they doing over there?"
"Son, they are yak shaving."

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

by brian January 14, 2005