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Stanton

Stanton "college prep"
a school that only prepares you for community college.
your learn your ABC and 124s .
ghetto
dirty
smely

stupid
.1/2 % pass rate on ap exams
fooot ball team blows
"yooooo twizzle, l3tz go sm0k3 sum shizzzleee"
Actual recorded quotes heared at Stanton
" what 911 phne number"
" iz da anzer 12pie ova a cucumber?"
teacher: what are the 6 trig functions
student "sine cosine sec... hahahaaha Sec sound like sex"
by f student at Stanton March 18, 2011
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Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
by Studzy December 30, 2010
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scanton

Ahhh dat bwoy is scanton
by boss man April 11, 2003
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The swantonmom

Its when you are totally like beating your meat, and you stick your dick in her mouth and jizz down her throat. You then punch her in the stomach making her almost puke. Before she pukes from all the jizz and punching, and throw her to the ground. And then backflip, and land on her stomach, making her puke with all force right back onto her face. you then cuntpunt her, take all her money and leave. ( never calling her again )
So yeuh boii i was like on da streetzz pickin up some mad cush stacks, and then i saw this bitch tits, and she was all like. Yo homie to the shizz nigger, wanna nice blow job?" and then i was like "sure bitch tits, and then the swantonmom her. and took her money"
by g star raw zz GGGG lololol. 69 October 11, 2008
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Swanson

Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward
What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!
by Regomyrego December 13, 2018
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Swanbonics

The lexicon, today an uber-urban slang phenomenon used by the in-the-know crowd, derived from the hit reality TV series, "The Swan", encompassing all words and terminology that are peculiar and specific to "The Swan".
Shocka, you lost me with all your Swanbonic speak! What's "feminize"?
by jojo dancer October 14, 2004
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swanson line

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.

Other examples:

Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.

Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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