swamp ass

A condition around the anal area which results in pain. Usually associated with lack of bathing, or uncommonly elevated temperature in the anal area. See Diaria.

The soldier had swampass after being in the desert for 10 days without a shower.

by PDOG August 5, 2004

swamp ass

When someone farts so badly that you would rather lick the inside of an Afghani toilet bucket til it gleamed than be where you are.

Thrustmaster's got swampass. Let me die! Get the bucket!!!

by Geoffrey de Lodyngton October 4, 2005

swamp-ass

A person who continually farts all day, causing the air around them to be a perpetual stink-cloud.

1. He's a real swamp-ass.
2. Hey, you! Stop being such a swamp-ass!

by zoltan07 April 8, 2009

swamp ass

Evan, the son of Donnie B

Evan has a green shitty mist coming from his swamp ass

by Siev July 31, 2004

swamp ass

while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass

oh great.....ive got a classic case of swamp ass.....again...."oh, whatch out...dont slip in that"

by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004

swamp ass

The sensation of sweaty thighs in bunches of fabric, simulataneously enjoying(?) the feeling of having a swamp located just south of one's ass.

"Dude, I had to leave the MoMA after three hours...I was hungry and I had major swamp ass 'cause I was wearing warm-up pants with boots."

by Myconfidence October 23, 2006

swamp ass

when your butt gets so sweaty you see it through your pants.

leather seats in your car in the summer +swamp ass.

by tgaz August 6, 2016