superman

to fist your girlfriend while laying on your stomach
to act like superman flying
by JATL November 09, 2007
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Superman is a lame and stupid superhero from a stupid comic book. Superman is especially not better than CATWOMAN (the best superhero ever). His powers are useless and he is quite ugly. He wears red underwear over blue tights (attractive....NOT) and a red cape with a yellow S on his chest. Which supposedly stands for superman but i think it is meant to stand for stupidman.

This, especially compared to Catwoman (another superhero), makes him stupid and worthless.
OMG what is that ugly thing in the sky?

I think its superman

Oh man that sucks, I want catwoman to save our day.

I agree.
by Sallyyyx October 15, 2010
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when your lady is sleeping place you ass above her face facing her feet slap her stomach and throw your arms forward and say wooosh this will startle the female and her face will then enter your ass
i gave my girlfriend a superman last night... she was pissed, it was awsome
by KevBo541 April 14, 2011
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Caio is my smarxy superman.
by chingo April 01, 2003
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A certain move some lap dancers use, usually creepy guy lap dancers that lap dance for girls when they turn 21, where they go on their front and wrap their legs around the chair and complete it with superman arm positioning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5M75VDO1E&feature=channel_page
After seeing his man thong and large belly she got superman'd
by BexCa April 27, 2009
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Supermanality

state of mind thinking that you can overcome anything
Thinking that your a superMAN but purely a mear mortal

A.K.A
Superman-mentality
"when your drunk friend picks a fight with three larger guys, "damn he's got his supermanality on"

"you see that guy on cops? he got tazed, and pepper sprayed and still didnt go down! Now he had some supermanality to him!"
by greenlanternbatman March 24, 2011
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Niteshade. A guy who helps people with stuff.
Sorry, Kevin, I couldn't resist.
by Mikhile September 24, 2004
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