SUCCESS*

The difference between a fool and genius is success*.

In the equation "a-b=c" "c" is the difference.
Intelligence minus foolishness equals success*.
A fool loses money on the stock market.
A genius makes money on the stock market.

by Inteligento July 16, 2008

Epic Success

When you succeed at something in such a way that it can be described as "Epic". "Epic Failure" is an antonym.

The steelers made an Epic Success at the superbowl!!!

by Haileythemonkey February 4, 2009

Success Stain

Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.

GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!

by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008

successwashing

Acting as though you have all the business and success in the world but you don't.

I didn't want those important people to know how small my company is so I did a successwashing.

by Successtrafficker March 6, 2009

success anxiety

self-defeating just as you're about to achieve success

he was about to close the deal and Success Anxiety messed him up

by yuba gurl July 14, 2012

Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.

I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.

by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018

Path to success

No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.

Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023