When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High
Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny
by <3Lex April 30, 2008
Get the Student Spotlight mug.A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014
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When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
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Get the Student flu mug.When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017
Get the Student Slap mug.One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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When the tears come streaming down your face because of school
When the tears come streaming down your face because of school
by The Siljettes November 6, 2018
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