studying for Jeopardy

Attempting to learn a broad amount of knowledge without a clear and focused goal. Derived from the idea of studying for the game show Jeopardy, a show were general knowledge and trivia questions from a large number of subjects are asked.

Trying to prepare for the AP English exam is like studying for Jeopardy.

by Vital Forces September 19, 2012

stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

Studying

Sitting with friends smoking hookah

Matthew, I am studying

by HiMatthew June 12, 2018

Studying on YouTube

The excuse you give your parents when they ask you to study while you are relaxing.

Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby

by Robo - Hunter July 3, 2019

Studying

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex

Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.

by Don’t want to be identified April 19, 2020

Studying

A process of self-inflicted pain. Can be split into 3 main parts:
1. Worrying about when to start studying 2 weeks before the test
2. Flopping on the couch with your phone and a book 1 day before the test
3. Frantically flipping through the pages of the book half an hour before the test at school

Damn u studying? Why the fuck is your phone next to u?

by w killer 3312 October 4, 2020