AP Student

is a student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+

Xavier: oh man I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.

by pit chik September 9, 2005

straight-d student

A student, male or female, who have sex with their teacher to pass the class or get good grades

Student 1: why does Stacy stay after every Thursday from 2:30 to 5
Student 2: I’m pretty she’s a straight-d student if you know what I mean!

by Biboy18 July 30, 2018

Student loan game

Scheme where one enrolls in classes, takes the maximum student loan allowed for the course load, then drops all of the courses except for the minimum required to retain the loan.

The individual will usually be unable to repay the loan but in the meantime will have a large amount of disposable cash.

C: Did you see Jojo and her new clothes? I thought she didn't have a job...

B: Yeah, she's playing the student loan game. Gonna fuck up her credit, but gonna ball hard in the meantime.

by ScaredandLonely February 20, 2010

Straight "A" Student

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.

Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."

by Aaron Lightner May 28, 2011

Student

Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing

Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend £1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.

by Its belfast mate! November 27, 2012

Student Resource Center

The only place worth spending time in at NYU. Not intended for any form of academic activity. More commonly known as the SRC.

Risa: NYU is so damn boring, I'm heading the the Student Resource Center.
Josh: I'll tag along. I figure Jairo, Angel, Devin and Pei will have some idea to pass the time possibly involving the Wii.

by Alchem1st January 24, 2009

student community government, inc.

Where people go when there's nothing else to do but debate each other's personal lives, talk about mundane shit, and waste every other wednesday pretending they have some sort of sick power over other people, when really, only other members of SCG care about SCG or have to adhere to its rules. frequently its members get drunk or stoned before and during its meetings, and often times its executive board is likewise. most people fall asleep during its meetings.

Erin failed her exam Thursday morning because a student community government, inc. meeting lasted until 2 a.m. the previous night, due to debating whether or not to hold a debate.

by Greek Ho June 26, 2009