Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

Streaming

The act of urinating.

While streaming, in a computer and data centric context, indicates the flow of audio and/or video data, an individual who is creating live content on the internet is more properly described as "doing a webcast" versus "streaming."

"I'm streaming right now, hands free."
"Really? You're doing a webcast right now?"
"No, I'm urinating, while I'm talking to you on the phone."

by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

standing wheelbarrow

Sexual Position. This position should only be tried strong partners, literally. The female starts out on all fours ( a pillow can be placed under her arms for comfort). The male kneels behind her and grasps her ankles lifting them slightly off the ground (her legs remain bent at the knees) and he penetrates her . He can completely straighten his legs or leave them bent slightly. He must balance her body and control the movement at the same time. If you can pull this position off you are well on your way to becoming a sex god.

Babe, you never want to try anything new. Can we please try STANDING WHEELBARROW? YOU'LL LOVE IT!

by Clitcommander99 January 28, 2017

standing motorboat

When an individual performs a standard motorboat between a woman's breasts. However due to the individual's short body their face is at equal height to the woman's chest.

Peter was so infatuated by Kristi he could only show his true love for her by giving her a Standing Motorboat.

by rioPLAYBOY January 26, 2018

standing ovation

When a crowd stands up and gives someone extended and rapturous applause, usually after that person did something amazing

The orchestra received a standing ovation after their fantastic performance

Oh my god that dude just did 30 cartwheels in a row, he totally deserved that standing ovation (though his hands are probably about to fall off lol)

by ngicecream August 15, 2021

Meryl Streeping It

Pleasuring yourself to the work of a celebrity that turns you on especially an older "cougar" celebrity.

Man, I walked in John's room and he was totally meryl streeping it!

by Pixiesquasher August 6, 2010