Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

Staggle

When a girl slurps the penis using loads of spit while massaging the balls and beating the dick until the guy bursts semen all over her face or tits.

Word created by Meechii Mucciano in the early 2000’s;

Girl get yo ass over here and staggle my shit.

Have you ever let someone staggle you?

I see cum on your face and tits, who did you staggle.

by WebsterThesaurus July 12, 2019

The Strangler

The act of a female grabbing a male's scrotum tightly with all fingers except the middle, which is inserted into the rectum. It is closely related to the shocker.

Man I thought I was going to get a blowjob last night, but she gave me the strangler instead; My balls turned blue.

by BoxfanWV January 20, 2007

Scragglechin

Found in New Mexico. One of the squirreliest individuals you have ever met. Very often looks and smells homeless. His beard grows in patchy at best and he wears a wife-beater daily.

Your beard is out of control you better trim that scragglechin.

by GetBuffed April 11, 2010

scragger

Another word for 'scratter'
commoners, etc :)
Those who live in 'scratty' conditions.

OMG he is such a scragger

by dave_91 May 16, 2008

Struggler

adj: One who fails at life or nears failure completing everyday tasks. alternate definition: One who sucks at life.

Did you see her hurt her foot playing kickball, She is such a struggler.

by JSully April 22, 2008

Stragglers

The fries that are at the bottom of any fastfood bag.

I should get the stragglers because im skinnyest.

by xGeTcRuNkx June 23, 2006