Bhill stitch up

When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.

“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.

by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023

Drifter's stitch

A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road

Dude.. You had to do a drifter's stitch

by MrZain05 December 9, 2017

Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.

I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 14, 2022

Kie's tit

The medical definition of an abnormally large left tit.

I was in the Kie's tit section of Victoria Secrets yesterday

by CircusFreak6969247 May 23, 2020

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019

stits

Small tits, fried eggs.

"wow! shes pretty"
"bollocks, shes got stits"

by YaZoR May 6, 2003

whats the stitch?

Asking whats going on with something or someone else.

Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!

by LexiiLoveAKA January 9, 2011