Jimmy got the stimmy

When an individual gets or secures a scarce item desired by others

My friend tom has been waiting in line for the new PS5 for over an hour and got it so Jimmy got the stimmy

by FortLibra June 25, 2021

slimpy

to feel someone quickly under the chin in a reverse jab-like motion while saying "slimpy" and having sexual thoughts in mind.

Josh walked up to the schools super hot and popular 'Kelly' and performed the quick task of a slimpy. His friends were very impressed while Kelly had no idea what had happened. Josh remained a virgin until he was in his late 50's

by incredilee March 26, 2010

stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006

Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008

skimpy

a skiny or a little bit in a marijuana sack.

yo!that is a skimpy ass sack!...

by KILLS August 15, 2006

A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

Skimpy

not adequate, lame, squirrely, bothersome - a pseudoname for one who is any of the above.

dude, don't be so skimpy! go down the mogul run you wuss.

skimpy, quit IM'ing me while i'm in class!

by d-low November 19, 2003