stfu

Speak the fuck up

Johnny please stfu and let your opinion be known

by Little Bobby Tables! April 2, 2013

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer May 13, 2005

Staunton

Noun.
1. A small town in Southern Illinois
2. Hell on earth

Jan: Where did you grow up, Sue?
Sue: Hell.
Jan: No, seriously..
Sue: Staunton, IL, aka Hell.

by effSTA January 23, 2009

STFU

Shut-the-fuck-up: a term used when a normal request for someone to be quiet seems to fall on deaf ears; may be used in either a normal or assertive tone of voice.

Honey, would you be terribly offended if I asked you to please STFU for five minutes?

by Monkster1 June 27, 2010

STFU Chips

STFU Chips (Shut-The-Fuck-Up) Chips, Noun
Definition: STFU Chips are a legendary chip brand, that is given to someone who talks way to much at the most inapproiate times. You give them a bag of STFU Chips, so they "Shut the fuck up" by eating them.

"So like I was saying, I had this really great time a-" Bill said, but was interrupted by Murray

"Heres some STFU Chips, now leave me alone." He said, as Murray gave him a bag of STFU Chips

by Taslan September 1, 2005

stfu

Shut the fuck up. It's simple. When you are annoyed with someone who won't stop ranting on instant messaging, you type "stfu!!" But be sure to limit yourslef to two exclamation points, though, because three will look too angry. You could also type two exclamation points and then a "1". Like this: stfu!!1. This way, the third exclamation point is there, but only in spirit. This puts a little extra anger, but not so enough to make the other person angry at you. :)

~On instant messaging~

like_totally_cheergrl07: like omg omg omg we like totally had so much crap to do today in like science because the teacher is like so bitchy and she doesn't get that I have a life! I mean COME. ON. Wtf???!!!
xXxmy_heart_bleeds_blackxXx: stfu!!1

by Cexy October 29, 2007

stfu.and.die

stfu and die. Typically used by elite hackers on the irc network.

You were posting random shit to a channel, and were told to stfu.and.die.

by honey.nut.cheerio August 2, 2005