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stepped on a duck

To guff, fart, break wind or quack
Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!
by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003
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show stopper

First there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)

But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".

Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
"The "Shocker" was pleasant, and the "Spocker" nearly got me there... but the 'Show Stopper" was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous vaginal/anal stimulation. Let's just say that it 'closed the curtains' on my night. That is... after the encore" Christa S.

"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.

"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.

"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.
by Gnrz May 16, 2006
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Cherry Popper Stopper

Girl Version of a cockblock or when your stopped when trying to loose your virginity
by Genius0001 August 15, 2011
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My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022
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STIPPER

The word a dumb-ass would use when they miss-spell stripper, after calling you a man-whore
" Irene is such a stipper"
by Stephen T!!! March 7, 2009
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suisare stopper

A stink bomb thrown over the fence when the neighbors are having a suisare. Emits a strong foul odor and sends 'em scattering, effectively ending the suisare.
I'm going nuts with all that noise from next door. Where's that suisare stopper?!
by suisare crasher October 15, 2004
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bog stopper

A shit so large in size that it temporarily blocks your toilet whilst also extending right out of the u-bend and above the surface of the toilet water. Can be facilitated by a bumty
OMFG oh my god. I went to use the lav and there was a giant bog stopper twirling out from the u-bend almost as if it was smoking a giant cigar made out of shit.
by T.Ruxpillious July 20, 2008
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