Status diss

A status diss is when a person on myspace quickly updates their status after finding out someone that they don't like,a loser or anyone that you wouldn't want to have on your status comments, comments your status

Joe's status:I just saw eclipse it was a pretty cool movie 1:21pm
comments:loser Billy:yEA mAn tHaT mOvIe wAs tOtAlLy KoOl aNd OfF tHe hOoK LmFaO

Joe's status:off to the mall with my girlfriend
1:23pm

loser Billy just got a status diss

by Status,dissed,faked,my,space, July 11, 2010

Status Bomber

A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.

"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.

by tstyles77 February 19, 2010

Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.

Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering

by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Statist

Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...

A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist

by ANCAPS October 19, 2008

status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.

1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.

by dpolotsky March 14, 2010