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New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat
Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*
by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018
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Snapchat Chicken

A game over the Snapchatnetwork where players take it in turn to send increasingly random snaps (from raunchy to weird) to each other until one player 'surrenders' .

This game is best played with an attractive partner.

The game is began with a challenger sending a dodgy snap stating 'let the games begin'.

How to play:

1) Screenshots must never be taken. There will be no mocking for brave snaps.

2) Snaps must last at least 3 seconds.

3) Videos are allowed.

4) Snaps shouldn't be repeated in a game, however the same snap may be used in several different games.

6) To surrender, a player should send a snap saying 'I surrender' followed by a full naked body shot.
Nick: Have you ever played Snapchat Chicken?

John: I can't say, if I told you - I'd have to kill you.

Nick: O.K. Pal.
by Lee95 October 27, 2015
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snapchat circle

TRY THIS: When you send a streak to one person, that will probs make them send their streaks, which will then end up having someone else send their streak, until you get streaks back from someone else, all because you sent it to one person.
Dude 1- *takes pic of black screen and captions streaks*
Female 1- Oh ima send streaks now
Female 2- Oh i got streaks ima send them now
Dude 2- Shit gotta send streaks
Dude 1- Heyyyy thats the snapchat circle working!
by colbinat0r November 26, 2017
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Snapchat boyfriend

When you add someone on snapchat because you do not want to be in a committed relationship with them, but you still want to flirt, talk, or want to send/recieve nude pictures.
My snapchat boyfriend sent me a dick pic last night. Luckily, it was on snapchat, so my husband will never find out.
by Bigbootyhoe2131989 September 30, 2018
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Snapchat douche

A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"

Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."

*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told

Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 22, 2013
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Snapchat

A social media platform where you can send and receive pictures and video's that you can watch for 10 seconds or shorter (with fun filters if you want) from friends or celebrities.

If someone adds you, you can call or text them on the app as well as sending them private 10 second or shorter pictures or video's and they see them once or twice.
If you add someone and they are not private you can even see their story that's public so everyone can see the whenever they want to untill you delete it.
Becky: Have you seen Selena Gomez's Snapchat story?
Felicia: Yeah she share a short previeuw of her new single with everyone!
by RealKnowledge May 18, 2016
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Snapchat Slapped

"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.
by ricosuave September 27, 2015
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