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High Standards

A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."

"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."

"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
by unoriginalUmbrella November 1, 2019
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Standard Warfare

A Text Based RPG game online. Vastly growing. May be mistaken for a crap RPG, but really is good! wwwdotstandardwarfaredotcom
Standard Warfare is so cool.
by Alasdair Hughes 10xc November 21, 2006
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standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
by UM North Quad December 16, 2011
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Man Standard

To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...
He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.
by MatthewKeen May 25, 2009
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Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.
J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"
by Smackhound March 27, 2011
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Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.
Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.
by Wolfjott February 4, 2017
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Community Standards

The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
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