stilted

When your still tilted from the night before, but its the morning after and half blind from the sun, you stumble out to your car/taxi/walk home like you're wearing stilts, sceaming "I WANT YOU!" like uncle sam himself.

"Look at that dude trying to get on the bus, man he must be stilted!"

by Rufiodies July 30, 2016

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

by withinthelight May 9, 2012