A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.
by RSSR April 1, 2011
Get the face squirt mug.The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.
In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.
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Get the Dairy Squirts mug.A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.
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Get the Squirting Squid mug.A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.
Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.
by Michael Dubrow November 13, 2013
Get the Giggle Squirt mug.When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.
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