Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!

"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021

squirmish

A word Sarah Palin used to describe the conflict in Libya. She created it similar to the way she created the word, "Refudiate".

I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?

by 28lobster April 17, 2011

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017

Squeeming

When a Scottish man loses his mind and screams at only a decibel a dog could hear

Jason was so mad at the production crew he started squeeming until people did their jobs

by Slank13 February 28, 2018

Squiding

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis

Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole

by Choosy malone February 15, 2020