Squatchknockers

Someone that goes around smelling girls bicycle seats

After she done riding her bike the squatchknockers attacks the seat

by paco66 December 29, 2019

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020

Squatchy

When you squatchin

Person A: Aye yo...why's that guy running into the woods naked?
Person B: Don't worry about him, he's just a bit squatchy today.

by mememastermax December 6, 2020

Squatchy

When a person or place makes u uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G the other night and started getting real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatchy

A person or place that makes you uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G last night and started gettin real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatchy

A person or place that makes you uncomfortable

My bf Dave was flailing on G last night and started gettin real squatchy

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Squatch

The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.

Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?

by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021