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bum skudding

a game played normaly when you are pissed, when you need a shit you see from how high you can have a shit and get it in the toilet. you either get it in and fell good or miss and shit on someones carpet and then you fell even better. a win win game.
try it ya self my score is 5 out of 7 . i did this over 3 days in my mates flat when he went on holiday.
by paula radcliff August 29, 2004
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SquatDangle

Dude I totally caught a SquatDangle yesterday.
I want to go SquatDangling tomorrow.
by save a horse ride a cowboy August 1, 2009
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Squaddie

Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.
Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?

Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.

*squaddie 1 bottles biker*
by Giant Man-Cat September 3, 2009
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Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011
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Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.
jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.
by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016
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squawking eagle

An act of sex; When you grab your dick and lunge forward with one leg for penetration and make a squawking sound while doing so.
I gave that janky pussy the squawking eagle
by eric mccready January 5, 2005
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Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.
At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.
by Iodydingus May 30, 2017
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