sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.

I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.

by Styx Madf June 9, 2022

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Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

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sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

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sputnikas

An asian with problems

Sputnikas never touched a girl

by Ugne karavauskienė December 13, 2022

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sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

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