Slump Day

A day where things go wrong, when your brain refuses to function properly, you're clumsy and it feels like the universe is conspiring against you.

"I should have stayed in bed, it's going to be a slump day today."

by followurshadow April 30, 2013

Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

ski mask the slump god

The Goat.

Ski Mask The Slump God is The Goat.

by FXLT December 25, 2020

slump buster

Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump.

Manny Ramirez told Pedro Martinez that the reason why he's been hitting so many homeruns lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.

by Joey Bishop March 8, 2004

Slump

To hit someone extremely hard.

"Man, did you see that fight at the club yesterday? Dude slumped the hell outta that man!"

by The Keeper November 8, 2003

Slumpbuster

The belief, commonly held by baseball players, that by sleeping with an overweight and unattractive women they can break their slump.
A slump being the period of time when a player is not playing their best or is under preforming.

"Dude before today you weren't able to hit yourself out of a paper bag. Whats the deal?"

"Dude I know! Last night I found myself a slumpbuster."

by Supe22 February 16, 2009

skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

by James Peters January 21, 2006