by VeryHydrated July 4, 2019
Get the not noot my sproot mug.One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.
Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"
Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww
Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"
Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww
Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
by jonathad April 1, 2010
Get the shit sprouter mug.The word sprouter is a term used very loosely , towards a good looking girl. Often yelled out of cars windows or just to passers by . It is a term derived from the "skaters"
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.
by Little Tom January 2, 2009
Get the sprouter mug.1. An exclamation between men used to express sexual interest in a third party. (i.e. the "sound" of a sudden erection.)
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.
see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
2. A derogatory expression applied to someone who has stopped thinking rationally because of sexual attraction.
see also wordboing/word and wordshwing/word
1. Joe: "Whoa, check out that hottie."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
Frank: "SPROING!"
2. Joe: "I was right in the middle of talking to Frank and he just got this glazed look and wandered over to the bar."
Ted: "Sproing."
Joe: "Oh." (looks over at the bar) "She's cute."
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Get the sprongy mug.Person 1: Hey, did you see? Cole Sprouse deleted his tumblr. It was all a sociology experiment.
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!
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