Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
Get the The Spock Shocker mug.The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.
One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!
by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010
Get the Counting Spokes mug.When a girls ass has been pounded so much that the lines of her ass hole (the spokes) are bent, twisted, or broken looking.
by Craundaddy December 8, 2007
Get the broken spokes mug.When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.
Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013
Get the Spocked mug.A homeless human that resembles more of an animal than actual person. can be heard screaming and yelling profanity during all hours of the day. they love to congregate at the safeway on hamilton, and downtown.
by spokielover November 7, 2018
Get the Spokie mug.Another clever adjective used to describe the anus due to the fact that its appearance resembles a rim with little spokes radiating outward from the center.
by Dirty_Mister_Bent September 13, 2010
Get the Brown Spoke Rim mug.Midsize city of about 250,000 in Washington State. Very much like every other midsize city in America; people complain about there being nothing to do when there actually is stuff.
We have Bloomsday and Hoopfest. And had the U.S. Figure Skating Championships a couple of times. Some cool bands come through every once in a while. It's fun to walk around downtown and hang out in Riverfront Park, watch the falls, stop into Boo Radley's, stroll through River Park Square. there are quite a few nice parks around the city.
There's a meth problem, but it isn't as bad as people think. In nearly every city with meth, people call it the "meth capitol of the U.S.!!!" Politics are somewhat conservative, but not extremely so by any means; the city is actually somewhat liberal. Our mayor is currently a Democrat and people are supportive.
Overall, your typical American midsize city with its own quirks. Marmots!
We have Bloomsday and Hoopfest. And had the U.S. Figure Skating Championships a couple of times. Some cool bands come through every once in a while. It's fun to walk around downtown and hang out in Riverfront Park, watch the falls, stop into Boo Radley's, stroll through River Park Square. there are quite a few nice parks around the city.
There's a meth problem, but it isn't as bad as people think. In nearly every city with meth, people call it the "meth capitol of the U.S.!!!" Politics are somewhat conservative, but not extremely so by any means; the city is actually somewhat liberal. Our mayor is currently a Democrat and people are supportive.
Overall, your typical American midsize city with its own quirks. Marmots!
Spokane's pretty cool.
by audienceofone January 31, 2010
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