Slothin

A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.

1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.

2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.

3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.

by Matty_Rays November 8, 2013

Sloth

The noun Sloth, now means to be awesome. Sloth's are mammals located in South America in the Peruvian areas.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.

The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.

1)
Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"

2)

Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"

by Bert961 March 29, 2013

slotbadger

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Sloth style

When one human is having sex with another human, the top "the tree" will be on hands and knees while the "sloth" hangs limply with their legs wrapped around the trees trunk (waist) and their arms wrapped around the trees neck with clawed hands. (Tree can use one arm to hold sloth;tree does all the work, sloth does sloth like things)

When your girls tired and you say "Hey baby dont worry, we can do it sloth style"

by Gingersilverdragonflower May 3, 2014

slothslider

slothslider is the devil slide on a stripping pole by slothsdaughter....sloth from the goonies daughter...she will try to define all slides to her..but only 1 this slothslider fits the mold the slothsdaughter

Kate hudson is THE slothslider

by whatisthatman? September 21, 2011

sloth

1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.

2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.

3. A slow moving person.

1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.

by radiofox April 24, 2005

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004