Hecking sporknugget

It's a term to describe someone of complete and utter stupidity; still a term of endearment

roman accept my friend request you hecking sporknugget

by ModGodToa January 31, 2019

Spork

1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."

"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"

by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007

spork

the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.

"dude hand me that spork"

"its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"

by col. sherman October 6, 2009

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

Sporkable

Hair, usually curly, which can hold sporks, pencils and paper balls when they are tossed into it.

Can also describe scarves, sweaters, sheep, and any other variety of items.

Billy was dubbed sporkable after we managed to get a small kitten to stick in his massive hair.

by Emay Kay May 15, 2010

Sporkle

The one that decides all

Ryan: Hi Sporkle
Sporkle: Hello, I can do no wrong

by Sporkle Stan September 17, 2021

spork

1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.

One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!

by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003