slitoris

The "clip-and-blend" of the word "slit" and "clitoris." Used to describe a unworthy or annoying person.

Billy: Did you hear that Bobby wants to hang out with us? What do you think?

Johnny: No way! That guy's a slitoris.

by hulutitmonger April 26, 2010

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

splitass

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.

I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.

by phizman June 10, 2006

wig-split

to split your head open.

Get ya wig-split bitch,and we out.

by Trebek September 10, 2003

Banana Split

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.

A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.

by Icepic April 7, 2011

split bottom

A derogatory term for for a woman.

My feminist studies class is filled with nothing but ugly split bottoms.

by Suge Knight March 10, 2006

7-10 split

1, A shot in bowling where the only pins left are the 7 and 10, which are on each side of the lane.
2, An extremily wide punani, so called because of the imposible-to-hit shot in bowling
3, When the space at the top of a woman's legs is very far apart, usually indicating definition 2.

1, Oh, dang. How am I supposed to get a spare now? It's a 7-10 split!
2, Charmaine's been fucked so many times that she's got a 7-10 split!
3, Tiffani's too much of a sket. Look at her legs! For christ sakes shes got a 7-10 split!

by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003