slutface

The ridiculous amount of make-up a girl wears before a big event, like a date or a dance, usually used to boost confidence or to attract men.

I was wondering why all the girl's faces looked like they were baked on, then I remembered that Winter Formal was right around the corner. Slutfaces are so gross.

by Freeze-Frame March 28, 2011

slutface

An incredibly dirty or loose female.

Lauren Morrow is undeniably the biggest slutface on campus.

by 7133 July 16, 2008

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

slutface

1. the sluttiest of all your roommates

2. an internet connection

Lori Lou is Dana's, Juliette's, and Leslie's slutface roommate.

by Dana October 11, 2004

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005

shitface

when a nigger shits on your face

"Man I was at this club last nite and there were these niggers and i got shitfaced!"

by wu tang poontang May 5, 2005

cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.

d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day

by gegewwefwef November 7, 2007