speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

spleeb

N. A fart that gets trapped between your thighs and a plastic chair, and then slides out like a bubble, finally escaping with a "pop" noise.
V. To expell a spleeb.

Travis tried to pass gas quietly, but the plastic chairs in the classroom caused him to spleeb.

by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

by karma's enigma July 2, 2003

spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground

by BenKenTheBest April 4, 2003

spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.

Fist me and then spleen flicking

by gay bandit May 17, 2006

spleefage

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.

John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"

by james:D November 7, 2007