splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009

splaboo

A derogatory term for a black person, the word was supposedly defined by Michael Jackson.

That racist man just called me a splaboo!

by k1111y4 June 22, 2020

Vladdy Spladdys

This is the massive next morning dump you will take upon the cousumotion of mass amounts of Vladimir vodka.

big t.. dude what happened in here

woody..i just took a dump.

big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there

woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys

big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!

woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!

by t-star the great* March 19, 2009

splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 21, 2008

splack

the partaking in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Elex: Damn! Ima splack dat ass yo!

by ElexandAllie May 18, 2003

splade

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Jackson has a splade!

by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007

splain'in

From "explain". To give a false explaination to cover something you are trying to hide.

1st person: See its like this, I wanna ride with him because I think he's really funny and I wanna be like a daddy to him.

2nd person: Out loud: Uh huh, I see what you mean. Under breath: He be splain'in it.

by rid'in fool September 10, 2006