splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Splash-Zone Brother

When you have sex in a room with other people.

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.

by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019

Splash Famage

When the fam squad attitude is applied in an area of affect

We're gonna need some Splash Famage to get these homies to bromies.

by Wheelsbot7 December 4, 2019

@Splash Ping

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@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020

splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

Splash Down

When 2 mens/womens butts accidentally press together in a locker room after both have taken a shower.

Mike: Dude, after my shower I was bending over to grab my boxers and my butt hit some other dude who just got out of the shower
Phil: Oh, so you had a Splash Down

by Jewsky Brewsky July 28, 2010

Splash Zone

The common place(s) a man cums on a girl after sex. Such as her tits, face, hair, pussy, stomach, mouth, ass, or feet.

My favorite part of her splash zone to cum on is her stomach.

by Bosscular October 27, 2015