Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

speedo

a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.

"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

by gojira931 September 9, 2010

Speedovic

A Fat fuck who is gonna get no where in life and is a fat face motherfucking cunt who is a homophobic and sucks dick for a living and he/she is dum as a dog or Romeo Speedovic

That person is such a speedovic

by Speedovic October 15, 2016

Speedomeedo

A pro genji that is amazing at overwatch.

If you take speedomeedos genji he will deck your face

by a dwarf April 18, 2018

speedomeedo

A pro genji, master of all genjis. Dont mess with him.

If you take speedomeedos genji, you get decked in the face

by a dwarf April 18, 2018