Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball

by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018

Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Speedball

An IV injection of Crack cocaine and heroin. Sometimes just normal cocaine and heroin.

I'ma cook me up a speedball.

by Harribooo February 4, 2021

Tallahassee Speedball

Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.

Before gym, he shotgunned a Tallahassee Speedball, and had a stroke on the track.

by Jakestastyballs January 6, 2020

trump speedball

A cocktail of bleach mixed with a disinfectant

I tried the "trump Speedball" it left me feeling dirty

by Secrect Destroyer May 4, 2020

Cholo Speedball

The act of putting any mexican beer of choice into a bong, taking a fat rip, drinking the beer that’s in the bong, and finally blowing the smoke out.

Alan: Do you know what a Belushi is?

Peter: Shit the fuck up, dog. I’m crying to catch a cross fade.

Alan: With a Cholo Speedball? Okay, carry on good sir.

by mildpain March 16, 2020