speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

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diet speedball

Mixing an rx stimulant like adderall or ritalin with a rx opiate like oxycontin or percocet.

Person 1: That kid had a diet speedball last night.

Person 2: What a fucking faggot.

by /////// October 21, 2009

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Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

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An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.

I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.

by TommyGunAngels April 18, 2009

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yellow bellied speedball

The combination of caffeine and nicotine, usually as the sole constituents of a breakfast

"Hey man, you wanna go grab some lunch? It's 2pm and I'm just running on a yellow bellied speedball"

by Soil H. November 30, 2021

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Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

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Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

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