speedbagged

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

by pattyF May 21, 2010

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009

Speedbagging the helmet

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.

His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

by frankfurter8675309 May 22, 2017

Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

Speedbagging

To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit

- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging

by Castle42 June 14, 2020

Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015

Speedbagging

Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.

Dude my balls hurt because emily was speedbagging me last night

by Klay_Thompson March 22, 2021