speedbagged
The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.
speedbagged by pattyF May 21, 2010
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speedbagging
When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.
Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.
speedbagging by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009
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Speedbagging the helmet
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
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(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).
"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
Speedbaged by Washuaiki June 14, 2009
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Speedbagging by Castle42 June 14, 2020
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Speed Bagged by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015
Speedbagging
Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.
Speedbagging by Klay_Thompson March 22, 2021
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