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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
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Spicy Speedbag

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 13, 2014
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speedblox

hey johnny, lets go play some speedblox
by billymanjoe April 8, 2021
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Shedball

Hannah and graham played shedball
by Dirtonmyboots March 6, 2020
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speedblitz

A type of argument that basically says that character A is so much faster than his opponent that he can win the fight before said opponent is even capable of reacting or doing anything.
Goku vs Superman? Goku totally speedblitzes!
by Teeloffel August 14, 2021
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forbidden speedbag

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.
Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag
by Randy W June 12, 2008
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Skeezball

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.
1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.
by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008
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