Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"
by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017
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Spare Wheeling

When the third and fourth wheeler have already been designated to a couple. All the wheels on your average convertible have been taken. All others who join the vehicle become "spare wheels," they're just there.
Person 1: "Yo man it was so awkward yesterday, I decided to join Jerome and Tyrell who were third wheeling super hard yesterday."
Person 2:"Nah bruh, you was hardcore spare wheeling yesterday."
by JeromeBois96 January 01, 2016
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Gutter spare

In bowling: when the ball goes into the gutter on the first roll of the frame, but then knocks down all pins on the second try.
Your strikes are backward! You’ll never improve your score if you keep throwing gutter spares back to back!
by AXEWAVE_ April 30, 2022
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spare pair

Noun. The underwear you carry in case you have need of it.

Synonym: second pair
When I hit the town I always slip a spare pair in my clutch in case it turns into an all-nighter.

Cheeki is the best spare pair out there, because it's sealed and won't get dirty in the bottom of my bag.
by CiaoCiaoCiao December 13, 2013
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Spare change voice

When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.
Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.

And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)
by Pom123 April 09, 2022
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Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."
I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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spare charger

when me and brooklyn were talking about sparrreerereeeee chagngeee i accidentally said spare charger
sparrrrreeee channnnngeeeeee sparrrrrrreeeeee channnngggeeee anyone got some spare charger
by spare charger boy August 16, 2022
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