6 inch spare

An act of cock and ball torture where one rolls a bowling ball into a man’s single erect cock.

Jackson: Dude I fucked the baddest bitch last night

Ryan: I heard she’s a bowler…

Jackson: Yeah she gave me a 6 inch spare. Still feelin it today.

by Gay_as_price April 24, 2022

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008

Kill the spare

A phrase uttered by Lord Voldemort as an instruction for wormtail to kill Cedric Diggory

A phrase now used to advocate the removal of a fat, unatractive or generally undesireable girl from a group of otherwise good talent

Black Dog: Hey man these chicks we hooked up with are smoking, except that fuggers bitch
Titan: Yeah man, Kill the Spare!

by The Fresh January 12, 2008

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

Kill the spare!

:)

What you say when you don't want someone around. Namely the Cedric Diggory(ies, s?) of the world. Found in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
and more importantly, in the internet cult favorite musical, A Very Potter musical.

Harry/Darren: 'Cedric, seriosuly, screw off. You're just this spare guy who noone wants around. You're such a spare! "
Quirrel/Voldemort/Brian/Joe : KILL THE SPARE! AVADA KEDAVERA!

by InomRedVines August 28, 2010

dj spare

Dj spare is the beast on the dj set. His dazzling ability to get girls is out of this world. He is described as cool, stylish and by some, POG. When Dj spare enters the room every goes crazy as he puts some shit music on.

boy: omg its dj spare, it time to get funky
dj spare: *starts twerking and whipping*
girls: *faints*
boy 2: cums on the celling in disbelief

by andrew brown jr June 27, 2021