Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.

Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!

by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016

ball-spaghetti

When you kick a pair of testicles so hilariously hard they pop and all the tiny noodle-like contents leak out into surrounding sac.

Also can be a verb i.e. "I spaghetti'd his balls."

"Remember when Stacy stomped Brian's left nut and turned it into ball-spaghetti and then she just laughed at him?"
"Yeah. Twas ice cold."

by BallbustingStacy July 27, 2020

Depressi spaghetti

When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

i is depressi spaghetti

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

spaghetti junction

The screwed up intersection of I-285 and I-85 on the north side of Atlanta. If you are planning on driving through Atlanta and listing to traffic reports make sure you know this term.

Traffis on I-85 North is at a stand still just past spaghetti junction

by Blue Devil January 10, 2005

Upsetti spaghetti

Bros a lil down but food will do the trick

Man that sucks ur turtle died, but don’t be upsetti spaghetti I bought you a dog.

by Bruhhhhhhhman January 21, 2019

Voodoo spaghetti

A New Orleans tradition! Spaghetti made with menstrual blood. The point is to make the the menstruatee fall in love with the menstruator.

Dude. I know it's serious. She made voodoo spaghetti for dinner.

by SmashingBlumpkins December 30, 2017

spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

by Yuridith February 12, 2010