superman sex

When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex

Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)

by Pickledpistol March 13, 2016

superman that joint

The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.

Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!

by brad91 December 11, 2007

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

by Ash Kadamatez April 6, 2017

supperman

The fat hungry version of Superman

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No it's Supperman eating King Kong!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

Superman Headshot

When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.

Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.

Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!

Guy 1:...sweet.........host.

Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!

by SkeetyPete July 20, 2009

superman

the act of when your having sex, then as your about to cum, say "its a bird! no! its a plane! its superman!" as you run outside and spray the semen everywhere

the woman did not want to get pregnant so the man did a superman

by bjc2002 March 17, 2013